Rape isn't a "decision" made by anyone except the rapist. Nice try though. I hope you didn't hurt yourself too hard thinking about that one.

If he was able to hold and operate a camera for filming, his level of inebriation couldn't have been too high. There's sober people who can't even handle that shit.

She ate chicken and didn't make a website. There's a bit of a difference there.

But unlike Bristol, you didn't write and publish a memoir.

Swiggity swooty I'm comin for that booty

And I consider it my duty to comment on that fucking fishnet shirt every time one of these images is posted. It haunts me. Also, the proportions are freaking me out! Why is her head so big??? Why is any of this happening??

CONFIRMED.

I'm so very sorry about all of this. On behalf of white people everywhere, can I offer up some of our dances to appropriate, do badly, and take credit for? I think we have... the waltz? The polka? River dancing? TAKE THEM THEY'RE YOURS!

So we're done with blow jobs now, right? Wrap it up, ladies, the bros have spoken.

I dealt with a micropenis for the better (actually the worst) part of a decade because I really thought it wouldn't matter. This was a dude who was really in it to win it as far as finding other ways to get me off. But in the end, I couldn't do it; i wanted something different. And I'm not going to feel bad about it;…

I just watched the micro-penis episode of New Girl, so I'd like to say that we all have micro-penises. They may not be physical, but they are all there. My micro-penis is that I never finished college. This is not a serious comment for everyone boiling with rage right now.

I think it's okay to have a preference for dicks that are not small and further I don't really give a rat's what your penis thinks about small boobs or the fact that this was posted on Jez and there is no counterpart about gaping vaginas. Women are told by everyone and their mother both directly and indirectly that…

If you want to know "what people read" on the subway, couldn't you just, you know, look at the cover?

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)

He does! After seeing the movie he still came to my friend's party the same night and watched me tell jokes.

SO wait, was the friendly neighbor a ghost? Or did the guy think his wife died when she was really just chilling in the forest?

"Fuck Nicholas Sparks" is my new favourite headline. Also, is there fucking in his books? If not, then I agree it's not romance. Which means that romance novels are better. Because dongs.

mk's apartment is perfection, don't get me wrong, but i can't see "turtle bay" without thinking of that godawful bar

I've had patients legitimately hit on me — one immediately after her abortion, and another right after a pelvic exam.