a watteau-train has pleats on your back neckline, letting the material of your dress flow graciously down your back. Also known as a robe à la française it first came into fashion during the rokoko era. Watteau painted a lot of pictures of ladies wearing the robe, hence the name.

For the people who don't know: any person has the right to refuse to show an ID to the police. Refusing to show an ID is not cause for arrest.

So, just to be clear, you are pro-SoulCycle.

Yes. Yes I can.

Nope. Both are legitimate forms for pushups, though a quick Google image search shows that he was wrong according to Army standards anyway. What she did is switch from tricep (narrow) to pectoral (wide) pushups and back. Anybody who actually competes in pushup contests knows to do this. Also, for the last third to…

I think I can win this.

I hate his face. It makes me want to push him off of his Segway and let my cat scratch his balls to shreds. While all of this is going on my daughter would be screaming "turn down for what???!!!" at the top of her lungs.

That cover has clearly been Photoshopped! I will pay $10,000 for unretouched images which prove that Lena Dunham is not a Greco-Roman bust.

Only Mr. Siggins knows the truth about his alleged journalism credentials . We simply do not know the circumstances of Dustin Siggins's supposed credentials, education, or basic humanity.

Yeah, that's the biggest question I had also. The thing is, the details they reveal to the public/media at this phase are so restricted, we may not know for awhile. I had a whirlwind of guesses/assumptions (which really aren't fair to him at this point, honestly). My first guess, if he knew this guy (who would later…

So all penises are actually God's penises. Are they physically on loan or are they only metaphysicially on loan? Like, do the true, platonic forms of these penises still exist somewhere outside of the cosmos while we're using them?

There have been an estimated 108 billion human beings born on the earth. If we assume a…

uh, Erin, sometimes they wear pink gloves for breast cancer awareness so who's the REAL lady-hater, huh.

I used to write a column for Portland's alternative weekly about my adventures driving a cab at night. I thought some of you might enjoy the first one:

It's definitely slutty.

What a happy group of all-white educators.

If you read the language of the bill, which I am sure you did not, you'd see that affirmative consent is not necessarily defined as "affirmative verbal consent." It's defined as "an affirmative, conscious and voluntary agreement" by both parties to engage in sexual activity. Consent can be nonverbal; California…

To be fair he is a black man. While white people tolerate blacks, they generally think they are dangerous requiring higher scrutiny. Its good to remind them of that with demonstrations of force lest they return to wilding and knockout games.

He looks so sad.

I bet he needs a hug.

From a running lawn mower.