I've figured it out. This is the creeping madness that heralds the awakening of Cthulhu in watery R'lyeh! Rejoice! Soon you will be reduced to gibbering insanities as the priest of the Old Ones arises to retake the world that is rightfully His! Ia! Ia!

OK FINE here are some recent incidents:

First time doing shrooms, husband (then boyfriend) grew a batch and gave some to me - mildly neurotic even at the best of times - and his best friend - makes me look like a Zen Buddhist.

Sometimes when I smoke weed, I hallucinate that I go into hell and meet the actual devil and he threatens to keep my soul for all of eternity. It is very un-chill. The last time I attempted to get high, in my sophomore year of college, I was passed the eff out and my friend was trying to help me, and she later told me…

I now know what the theme is for my next hipster fancy dress party - "Utah Teen Stud Life"

First of all, I didn't see anyone call you a cunt. If I had, I'd've dismissed it in a heartbeat (I'm assuming you did). Second, THAT sort of comment gets an immediate dismissal, because it's not worth conversing with someone who would do that. Think about the fact that I'm choosing to ask you nicely, and continue to…

Yeah, you're missing what I'm saying. I don't WANT to ban you. I actually like you. It's not about "dissenting opinions," it's about "what you're doing is a dick move, please stop doing it." Can you understand why it's not super cool to get as a response to that, "well, if you don't like it, go ahead and ban me?"

Here's the thing: I don't have a problem with your snark, because it's usually pretty entertaining and I like that it's something we don't get a lot of on here. But when it comes to BCO, you keep making the same comments about the veracity of the stories, over and over. A) It's not interesting, and B) it's kind of not…

You need to stop with the "this didn't happen" stuff. Seriously. Stop doing it.

Vera Wang's Fall Collection 2012 presents - "Goth Vagina"

I am gonna regret this but... That's Mossy Oak. Not Realtree.... The South has changed me....

Um.........

these luberly ladies, if I do say so! (I've watched enough Big Fat Gypsy Wedding to keep on for days)

I mean...how can you piss in this?

I'm sure there are uglier dresses than this one, but who the hell wants to walk down the aisle looking like a bedazzled clove of garlic?

I will bet right now that the winner will be a design by Pnina Tornai.

I suspect his interest might be practical. Raise your hand if you think he HASN'T had anal in the dark with unfamiliar partners.

It's possibly the most straightforward answer to that question there is.