i want her to apologize for not telling me what color lipstick she's wearing because that shit is GORGE.

i will vouch. it is, in fact, that good.

if you admit you made a mistake, the millionaire bloggers win.

get on down to bed-stuy, girl!

the dunkin donuts next to my subway stop is the next most authentic thing on this planet.

the browns are members of the apostolic united brethren, who don't believe drinking alcohol is sinful. they are probably enjoying regular jello shots, or at least a nice glass of franzia.

the word "quote" is a verb. the noun is "quotation."

Sugar and Seaberry Sanctuary by Fresh, $48 at Sephora

more posts under the tag "rub a dub dub motherfuckers" please and fank you.

this seems like as good a time as any to reminisce about halloween 2004, when i was groped while exiting the L train by a large man dressed as tinkerbell.

his hat looks like a penis. penis-head.

i'd be interested in seeing a breakdown by state. does this "magical thinking" persist to a greater degree in regions without comprehensive sex education, or is there a larger cognitive dissonance at play (women knowing the facts but believing they don't apply personally).

she is, as julie klausner points out, made of snakes.

and didn't jezebel herself just profile it last week? have some brand loyalty!

all i'm saying is that i've slept with the guy who makes their beats and this is the only place i can brag about that.

i picture the paper being transported and posted by someone who looks like a footman from the disney version of cinderella.

i think one of the (many) worst things about this practice is the enormous pressure it puts on men to be the perfect partner at all times (aside from expecting that women are incapable of that level of successful behavior and need to put in time-out or hit in order to achieve it). just like no woman is ever going to…

if i knew how to do photoshoppy things i would make one for pocahontas that renamed it:

you shut your mouth.

well sure, and they are tres delicieux, but certainly cannot be purchased at laduree!