they're. called. macarONS.

what is really bomb is when you get VIP access to disneyland (which cannot be bought, unlike universal). i nannied for the children of a diplomat for a short time and we had VIP access (including line-skipping) - riding space mountain 4 times in a row will make you wicked sick, and lose your sunglasses.

for more excellent info on "crisis pregnancy centers" might i suggest following the hashtag #HowToKnowaCPC on twitter? it's just so dirtbaggy.

taylor swift, reminding everybody she is the bad bitch of this homeroom.

i'm always a tiny bit skeptical of fawning over scandinavian countries for their progressive policies, but they just feel so right to me! am i a pinko commie nutjob?

let's be real, lust-drunk witch-magic could get a few things done around here.

pretty sure this is a lady.

liberace's manfriend's name is scott thorson, not thorsTon. i learned this from obsessively googling him after reading this article.

the tisdale link re-directs back to this page and i NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT IT.

this whole comment thread just makes your dick feel huge, doesn't it?

the mormons are going to go apeshit over this one and i can. not. wait.

for sure. i don't think he even necessarily falls into my definition of a troll - i don't think everyone has to agree with me or think the same way i do, and i have learned a lot from conversations here and elsewhere with people i disagree with. but this kind of quickly devolved into some kind of grody…

gosh, i like you. i'm embarrassed that i got mired in this to begin with, but you're being terrific.

right. okay. thanks for the chat.

but U visas are the law. i think what you're saying (correct me if i'm wrong) is that one part of the law (not coming into the country without proper documentation) is so imperative to you that breaking it brands a person a "seasoned liar" and negates any other aspect of that individual's life or personality. why…

i'm sorry for what happened to you, for whatever that's worth. sexual assault is a terrible crime. i also see what you mean when you say that her assault and yours are different. i would posit that she faced some of the same obstacles a child victim does - those stemming from their fundamentally powerless position.

can HamNo weigh in on this?

in another thread you have discussed being a survivor of sexual assault. it seems like you are reticent to believe this woman's accusations because of her immigration status. if the rape was proven (via DNA evidence, say), would that change your opinion that being raped was the best thing to ever happen to this…

oh god, i want to put this in my mouth.

i wish i could, because i would tell you with an accompanying .gif of me, punching them in the shins.