Please provide the statute that gives a 13 year old legal protection from her parents cutting her hair.

This is way good, Jia! A few scattered thoughts:

This is incredibly well written and well thought out. I’m sorry that your name pops up with such a terrible association, that must hurt but seriously great job on this piece.

If you didn’t know until last night that Ramsey was going to torture Sansa from the moment he married her, you haven’t been watching the show.

When I was pregnant with my first child I had no clue I was pregnant until I was 5 in a half months along. I am not a stupid person. I had excellent sex education and a mother in the medical profession whom I could, and did, ask any sex or body related question to. Yet, here I was 21 years ago pregnant at over 5…

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

fiona apple scratched me and it was awesome.

Thank you for sharing how you’re too good for casual sex.

I was a shit disturber. The teacher loved it, though.

Hey, Millennials may only be 1-3% less racist, but we’re 87% more likely to pat ourselves on the back about it!

I have found Prince weirdly sexy since I was a little girl. Much in the same way David Bowie gave me the tingles in the Labyrinth.

That was fantastic.

Oh dear that Levi Pettit (it was Pettit by the way) press conference was like I can’t be racist just look at this tableau of black people my lawyers set up. I joke with my white friends that if they get caught doing racist shit, I won’t be their black friend at a press conference. I’m not kidding.

Truly, it is just what the world needs now: racism, with a heaping side of bitchiness.

So essentially, we’re not less racist we've just become more passive-aggressive about it. Progress?

My gramma had 11 kids in 13 years. My grampa was an abusive asshole. This was not a coincidence.

I know the idiotic stereotype is that women want to get pregnant and “trap” men, but forced motherhood is really underdiscussed, especially in ‘developed’ countries. Many abusive men have a complex, and impregnating their victim is a way to further disempower them.

your grandmother leaving after all of that kind of makes her super amazing. it's sad she had to be amazing because of a shitty situation though. amazing nonetheless.

Yup. Plus, if the woman is thinking of leaving, the man can sabotage the birth control, hopefully leading to a pregnancy and another 18+ years of control and terror.

My grandmother once told me that the reason she had five children was because my grandfather kept her pregnant so she couldn’t leave. They certainly couldn’t afford five children. She didn’t leave until the fifth child was 10/11 years old. This stuff is very real.