This. That kind of reasoning is simultaneously grossly insulting to men and completely lets them off the hook for bad behavior. The world is filled with men who aren’t disgusting rapey assholes. Being a misogynistic douchebag isn’t a symptom of being male; it’s a symptom of being a misogynistic douchebag.

Seriously. If you want to cling to these toxic stereotypes and force yourself in a box you don’t fit in, then don’t be surprised when all your relationships are shit.

Um, fuck that, I have seen dudes on social media do every single one of those things, some times more often than women.

What could the added value of a show entitled “What Men Really Think” possibly be? I’m bombarded with male opinions about things every day.

The thing that pains me on a deeper level than a lot of this is the viewpoint that men and women are so goddamn different that any relationship will have nails on chalkboard issues inherent. Of course you’re going to have shitty relationships with that attitude.

You don’t want their cock? Your standards are too high.

For women who are hopelessly single, the MOST COMMON reason is…

As attendee Tim Gunn told Jezebel, they’d heard about the taping through a peer in the comedy world who said that “if he was able to get ten men there, he would receive a gift, like an MP3 player or something.”

I used to own a turtle and it would definitely eat meat.

PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. I wouldn’t teach without it.

I’d rather see Dat Ass in the VP spot. Word has it she knows how to run a firm, taut, well-rounded campaign.

He has started his campaign in Texas.

This is a strong ticket!!!

Limberbutt has already been endorsed by Jezebel, as is only right.

Obligatory cute squirrel picture...

With running mate Suq Madiq. Under consideration for Secretary of State, Munchma Quchi.

There’s also this: