I think ‘Bride Discovers Future In-Laws are Nazis During Bridal Shower’ wins. And I use the term ‘wins’ very carefully in this instance only because in every other way that is NOT winning.

I don’t know. She did sing “Gymnasts, Trampolines and Thieves"

This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better.

Sorry.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

Have you ever tried DevaCurl as well? So good!

I see your point but I may be an outlier in that I probably wouldn’t date someone who wasn’t religious. But god help me if I ever date a Calvinist. We were NOT pre-determined to meet ANGELA!!!

“Single Female Layer, fighting for her client. Wearing sexy miniskirts and being self reliant!”

With a name like Smelcer he had to be bad.

So it’s Gryzzle?

Everyone else: “I’m making little laminated pastry cups filled with creme anglaise and dotted with tangerine-lemon curd, with curls of white chocolate and toasted meringue on top!”

HOWARD! Oh my god Howard. He was so awful! But delightful to watch. “IIIII think IIIII’ll maike a gluuuuten-free flaaaax loaffff” “But Howard, you’re supposed to make a delicious and indulgent buttery pastry.” “IIIII liiike spelt.”

The Weeknd was gonna have a birthday party at Dave & Buster’s? Holy shit, that’s so basic it has a pH of 20.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

Shall I ready the pitchforks?

+doors and corners

I am a man. I wouldn’t have even thought to wonder if I was welcome, I’d have just assumed I was.

Feminist infighting does hurt the cause, just not in the way whiny white women think it does. All these butthurt white women are hurting the movement for all women’s equality because their egos are more important than standing up for equality.

I love that this is the archetype conservatives point at when calling liberals weak, but there has been this constant droning refrain since November 9 that “we voted for an incompetent bigot because your liberal condescension hurt my feewings”

and when it becomes cool to worship at the feet of physicist and biologists