I think ‘Bride Discovers Future In-Laws are Nazis During Bridal Shower’ wins. And I use the term ‘wins’ very carefully in this instance only because in every other way that is NOT winning.

I don’t know. She did sing “Gymnasts, Trampolines and Thieves"

This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better.

Sorry.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

Have you ever tried DevaCurl as well? So good!

I see your point but I may be an outlier in that I probably wouldn’t date someone who wasn’t religious. But god help me if I ever date a Calvinist. We were NOT pre-determined to meet ANGELA!!!

“Single Female Layer, fighting for her client. Wearing sexy miniskirts and being self reliant!”

With a name like Smelcer he had to be bad.

Everyone else: “I’m making little laminated pastry cups filled with creme anglaise and dotted with tangerine-lemon curd, with curls of white chocolate and toasted meringue on top!”

HOWARD! Oh my god Howard. He was so awful! But delightful to watch. “IIIII think IIIII’ll maike a gluuuuten-free flaaaax loaffff” “But Howard, you’re supposed to make a delicious and indulgent buttery pastry.” “IIIII liiike spelt.”

The Weeknd was gonna have a birthday party at Dave & Buster’s? Holy shit, that’s so basic it has a pH of 20.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

I am a man. I wouldn’t have even thought to wonder if I was welcome, I’d have just assumed I was.

Feminist infighting does hurt the cause, just not in the way whiny white women think it does. All these butthurt white women are hurting the movement for all women’s equality because their egos are more important than standing up for equality.

and when it becomes cool to worship at the feet of physicist and biologists

He’s a Dad. He got Dad Jokes.

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

The last time I saw a fat flightless bird move that poorly another penguin was fucking his wife.

I was watching Morning Joe (not really), wondering where he stands when it comes to sharing-economy ride services. Sure enough, wouldn’t you know, he starts talking about how great Uber is, he’s all for it, and then he asked that Donnie Deutsch guy where he falls when it comes to Uber, and Donnie said he was a…