That is impressive, wow! I’m the inverse, max deadlift of 175kg (385lb) and a squat of 120kg (264lb). Long arms and short torso help the deadlift. Long thighs and short torso make heavy squatting tough for me. That’s my excuse and I will cling to it to death!!

Trump is locked inside his Trump tower, it’s a freaking fairytale.

soupcon is annual convention for soup enthusiasts where they cosplay as their favorite ingredients right?

See the neighbor’s toddler who plays with my kids has a tendency to take off her pants and free-range pee in my yard when she’s over here playing.

By that metric, she’s the Kundun of Phyllis Schlafly.

Praise be Supply-side Jesus!

I’m a veteran of three dozen wars. Name a body part and a planet and I’ve taken a bullet in it, on it. All to keep our flag flying free.

ESCAPE IS NEVER THE SAFEST PATH
Oh, a dissidence. A dissident is here

Or, for a real challenge, a relationship between a female lead character and male supporting character that has zero romantic component, but is still an actual relationship and not a vehicle for exposition or crappy subplot. Like Star Trek: Voyager, but consistently well written.

That’s why I prefer Arizona over Georgia. It’s the dry hate.

As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.

I drive by a new planned parenthood on the way to work. I have to see these fuckers at least twice a day. I wish I could strap some crowd control pepper spray to the miata and a fuck you button on the dash.

I’ve been Kinja’d, and have starred your comments like 3 times already, but every single time, it’s satisfying :)

He’s building a brand, ok? Getting his name out there. Last week he got 63 stars. God, just, you DO NOT get how hard it is, and how hard he works. Why won’t anyone appreciate it?

Wow, do you think so? I thought it was MFA nightmare writing.

I’m a straight dude, and god dammit, that really is one handsome gorilla.

We spent a night in St. Louis enjoying live blues, then moseyed into Oklahoma City for sleep, which marked the last of our contact with true civilization before we hit L.A some two weeks later.

"moseyed into Oklahoma City for sleep, which marked the last of our contact with true civilization before we hit L.A"