@BeckySharper: That's funny, considering I am so rocking the hard of hearingness gene.

@stoprobbers: And that's the worst attitude of all. "Maybe this is God's/Nature's/The Universe's way of telling you shouldn't have a baby." It's such a sneering insult on every level.

If someone would just give me a baby for less than the cost of a full (undergrad/grad/medical degree) Ivy League education, I wouldn't be exploring infertility options.

"Yeah but you'll get fat" is the lamest argument I've ever heard against pregnancy.

Our building was recently invaded by a new corporation, and those women do not. get. the concept.

@thetokenblack: It really is a more-money-more-problem problem, isn't it?

tscheese and I will rock the dirndl look, I'll have you know. We will own it.

@broad: I made the mistake of leaving my pair at my parents' house when I went to college (like, I forgot to grab them as I went out the door, not, "Mmmm, it's 1995! I don't need you anymore, Docs!") and my mother threw. them. away. She didn't even give them to the thrift store. She tossed them.

Ever since I discovered Lucy on XM, I've been craving a full-bodied return to 1992.

@Megan Carpentier: My British friends ask me the same question weekly, too. "How's the feeling? Do you think Obama has a chance?"

I'm reading a biography of Marie Antoinette which has a ghastly pink cover, but we all know how that particular story ends, so I'm not too troubled.

I'm a heartless bitch in that I place monitary bets on wedding durations, and I will put big money on marriages that begin with the engaged girl swearing up and down that "once we're married, everything will change."

She's more concerned why various media poitns, including the Times, were suckered in by the obvious missle photoshop job.

@funnyface: It wasn't until I was in my late twenties that I began my love affair with beer. It went "wine, wine, wine, ick beer, try this, ooooooOOoooh. Beer."

If you think you deserve better than your current partern on a daily basis and belittle them in an Oprah-approved publication, then — MARRIAGE, UR DOIN IT RONG.

@anibundel: It totally isn't. Score!

I'm still not giving up coffee, okay?

@braak: Dark garage opened up to bright sunlight = painheaded Beep.

When I tried to report, the only person who believed me was the nursing assistant who cried after the cop called me a lying slut.

@southernbitch: This being CEFAD, he probably tried to copywrite it.