Nice timing. My mother just called from my grandmother's house, saying that G-ma's hallucinating.

I have been known to wear sunglasses while swapping a transmission, but that is due more to migraines and less to wanting to be a rockin' chick.

Underpants always has been and always will be comedy gold.

@lolacat(ΩΜ): Before my second or third date with the Dude, I dabbed some vanilla extract behind my ears. He paid me the best compliment I have received to date: "You smell like a cookie."

Someone once described his girlfriend as smelling like "lemonade and ponies," which I translated as manure with a citrus topnote.

@tscheese: Since I am short and round, some in my company have taken to calling me R2-D2.

@tscheese: @arodriguez.romero: She is the Chewbaca of this particular Crappy Hour Endor?

I want the trench (because I look amazing in that color of purple, trust) and the swing jacket.

@ccchild: To take it completely out of context, I'd like to think that Character A loved the cock and didn't want Character B horning in on her action, even though that could be its own porn plot.

I've got a stash basket of yarn and some free time on my hands. Who wants sweater lessons?

Maybe he's like me and took off his ring to make dinner (or something) and forgot to put it back on.

Dude, if you had respect for women, you wouldn't have vomited any of that tripe. If you had respect for yourself, you wouldn't have vomited any of that tripe on air.

@Gingerlime: I hate talking to my LA-area clients because they are either A) twenty-two and stupid or B) playing twenty-two and stupid so they can earn a steady paycheck. It's maddening.

"I think we should see other people" is so much more polite than a florid fuck off.

Oh, man. I (think I) remember the scene where they're standing in front of the maternity ward in the aftermath of the very sad ending, and John has this hopeful feeling about life while holding Lorraine's hand and it was beautiful! and now I'm very misty at my desk.

@tscheese: I will write you that book.

@malibupuppy: I work for a British-owned company, and I've been pushing for that here.

@Lymed: It's all about keeping the egos inflated.

@ms.marvelous: Insurance. Rent. Supplies. Salaries.

@TruculentandUnreliable: Because if we actually paid those people what they're worth, we'd actually be a good and decent society, and nobody can afford that.