Regardless of the state of my uterus, I want that top.

@lalaland13: I've actually had a crazy person try to equate a period with an abortion, because those brazen hussies are letting their eggs go to waste.

Jackass.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god: I don't know, I'm kind of considering stealing his hair style.

Eye candy will always be hired first, promoted first and forgiven first.

It's really hard for me to wrap my bumpkin brain around the idea that somewhere out there, there are women who are thin enough and rich enough to buy the above clothes without second thought, that they'll have places to wear them and that they'll have no problem updating their wardrobe again in a season. It was the…

I like the dodgeball leauge. I think there'd also be requisite Water Balloon Duels.

As we've discussed at length, a 100% Jezebel community would be a place of booze, kittens, trash television and crafts.

@howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): I is an editur, fer relz.

Seriously, separate accounts and a joint savings is the only way to go.

I will have you know that I rolled into work wearing a shirt dress with three (count 'em, three!) buttons missing.

"An abortion would be allowed in cases of rape, incest or gayness."

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: You're in Castlerock, aren't you?

@tscheese: YAY! I told her practical stuff for the office. I'm just hoping she's thinking "appropriate for the inappropriately middle-aged thirty-year-old."

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Dear god, if you could find me a madrass sundress like Mama used to dress me in, I would love you for all time.

I don't know what's in H&M currently, but a friend is going home to NYC this week and I've given her cash and the directive to bring back clothes, woman.

This actually reminds me of a Crap Email that one of my friends posted in her LiveJournal. He sent it to her about a year after they broke up (he broke up with her), telling her that she was mentally ill with OBVIOUS PROBLEMS because she had the audacity to move on with her life and start dating again and that he'd…

Dear Jun,

Oh, also Dolly Parton, for so many reasons.

I'd like to nominate the first Veruca Salt album. It holds up after fifteen years.