@Panda T: Yep. "Whaddya mean you don't want a blind and deaf meth baby? You said you'd take a deaf baby, but not a blind and deaf meth toddler? What's wrong with you? You're not really serious about this. No kid for you!"

@the martyrist formerly known as charlotte corday: We weren't "rich" by any means. After China told us to go screw ourselves, Guatemala and Vietnam were pretty much the only options we could afford.

@snarkhunting: Oh, but I'm a Bad Person for wanting an infant. It shows that I'm selfish, self-involved and not loving enough to really be a parent.

@J.D.Regent: Hey now. I wasn't going to buy a baby from Guatemala. I was going to pay outrageous attorney and notary fees to adopt one.

Pedro de la Rosa is a scared giant panda refusing to have sex for the sake of his species. "Not the girl pandas! No!"

I have the More Than Slightly Neurotic Mother — overprotective, slightly out of it and seriously self-involved, but now a close friend.

We live in a world where an acceptable put down is "don't be such a girl." What sort of message does this send to our daughters and our sons?

I'm guessing that it's more like 9 out of 10 American women have food issues, and that last lady is lying.

Self. Involved.

@brendastarlet: And I cried real tears when I realized The Dude dropped my Chantelle bra into the washer and ruined the hooks. Love. That. Bra.

@NefariousNewt: Get the kid a real gokart and teach her how to race.

@tragicallyunhip: My cousin dresses her two little boys in designer duds and then gets offended when the nanny is mistaken as Mommy. "How can that be? She's wearing Target!"

Sing it.

IndyCar did institute a ballast rule this year, similar to the FIA/F1's rule, if I recall correctly, so it's been a level field, weight wise.

I'm allergic to pot, and it makes me sad, sad, sad.

@Marsgaret: My mom did the same thing for my sixth birthday party. It. was. awesome.

Wine please.

Love her. Can't believe how old she is.

"So, let me get this straight, he's implying that if you go to India, you'll win the Oscar?"

I wonder if she's going to use Jessica's book to plan the perfect wedding.