But not too drunk to text, take pictures and shoot video. Happens to me all the time. I just shot a documentary and when it rolled at Cannes, I was like, "huh? I was way too drunk to form the intent to win the palme d'or!" And then I accepted the award and sodomized the head judge with it. Whoopsie!

He's actually German Shepard. Which makes all this pretty impressive really.

i didnt even know jeremy renner was in american hustle

The second most annoying thing after people who don't understand how "freedom of speech" works, is people who invoke "innocent until proven guilty" in the wrong context. You'll never believe this, but internet commenters aren't bound by the presumption of innocence! They can presume whatever they want! OMG really!

To get a Best Picture nom but not a single nomination in any of the other top categories (acting included) is far less common, though. Now that we're in an expanded Best Picture category we'll certainly see it continue to happen more frequently than it has in the past. But this year's noms carry forward a tradition of…

GOOD! As a cat mom to two cats, who have ruined furniture* (because cats are assholes , fact, not up for debate), I'm into this legislation. I will never value the sofa over the well being of my cats.


*I'm going to get a barrage of people telling me how to train the cats so they don't do this. I know. I've tried it…

That's in a court of law. Someone doesn't have to be found guilty to be guilty. Not being a judge or on the jury, others can look at the facts and make a judgement.

How about a preponderance of evidence?

I'll throw in an early prediction - since nobody I know likes The Grand Budapest Hotel, that will win Best Picture. Over the last decade, that seems like the most likely predictor in the category.

That only applies in court, but guys like you SURE try and use it to shut up people.

"That's not victim blaming. Also, I am a retard."

Well, now, Marshall Dillon and Miss Kitty never, ever got around to getting it on. In fact, neither of them ever had any kind of romantic relationship while the show was going on. Hmm... Doesn't that tend to suggest something? I gotta wonder.

I'm a little upset this post was up for so long without one reference to this.

It's like he's implying that Tayter is some sort of gay chum.

"Goofed."

This is a demented comment layered with excitement about the afc championship.

I was always under the impression that the women of the Real Housewivesweren't allowed to sue fellow cast members...

. . .I think I have wrapped a gift on the subway once, because I bought my office secret santa gift on the way to work. This might have been me you saw.

Honestly this is one of the best TV comedies of all time, IMO. Between interesting story lines, character development, and hilarity combined with poignancy, it just hits on so many levels. Plus Leslie is written so beautifully and like an actual person instead of being some tired trope on one end of the female…