There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

Git a rope!

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

“I forgot I was torturing the dog...” is NOT a great defense strategy

which revealed the site’s intention to provide the online training—which is valued at $55,000 a year, per the Tribune

Oh look. A company has to cut fat, yet pay the top guy millions of dollars for this failure instead of sacking his ass.

I thought it would’ve been amazing if it cracked and was actually an advertisememt for Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s on E. That would’ve been a proper mind fuck.

Well one thing is certain. Inherited wealth is clearly a very good thing and only ever leads to talented people making important and good decisions. 

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

You know you have a shitty program and coach when I’m rooting for the team that literally killed a kid this year to beat you.

So, Americans who served in the military “own” the flag more than the rest of us. Got it.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

It was a magic monster bear. That’s just science. Duh! I seen a documentary on this on AMC last season. I’m really looking forward to the sequel so back off with your reality based spoilers. 

“former student”

Jeets Plan Deets
1. Trade best players for scrubs and Starling

This is wheelie sad news.

Don’t selfishly turn me into political propaganda, complains the guy beaming in photo ops with a brutal autocrat.

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.