Fuck Jim Spanfeller, who is a herb

This is the gritty reboot of Jaguars Junction that I didn’t know I needed.

If they go 0-16, Dolphins players who make it through this season will henceforth drink champagne every time all other teams have won at least one game.  Sports writers will make a big deal about how cute this is.

He didn’t even have to stand up to his boss, though.

I support Kenny; I support the player protests. Quite honestly, they’re bringing attention to my story. So, let’s talk about that. I’m the son of immigrants, I’m black, I grew up poor.

I don’t get shame from questioning that number. I just don’t understand it. I’d wager the majority of adult men could identify her by sight and know her name. For her fame and popularity, the women deserves a tremendously larger amount of money.

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

good.

Nah, having a politician’s son with no expertise in literally anything other than being an entitled, out of touch dipshit is waaaay better. It’s more American, at least.

They should start calling it “lactosing the intolerant”.

Not a real dog.

Da, Bailey is poor tovarisch canine. He represent cushy bourgeois lifestyle of West. Laika only proletarian good boy.

I don’t know. I’m a huge fan of Gase in New York

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

Git a rope!

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

“I forgot I was torturing the dog...” is NOT a great defense strategy

which revealed the site’s intention to provide the online training—which is valued at $55,000 a year, per the Tribune