Oh look. A company has to cut fat, yet pay the top guy millions of dollars for this failure instead of sacking his ass.

Well one thing is certain. Inherited wealth is clearly a very good thing and only ever leads to talented people making important and good decisions. 

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

You know you have a shitty program and coach when I’m rooting for the team that literally killed a kid this year to beat you.

So, Americans who served in the military “own” the flag more than the rest of us. Got it.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

“former student”

Jeets Plan Deets
1. Trade best players for scrubs and Starling

This is wheelie sad news.

Don’t selfishly turn me into political propaganda, complains the guy beaming in photo ops with a brutal autocrat.

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

As the sweep took place the WWE employee was accidentally bit by the canine.

Barry, that can’t be Ichiro - Ichiro doesn’t have a mustache.

“MLB, you’d better not do that to Ichiro; don’t be cops.”

At least someone is speaking up for the real casualties of this atrocity, New England fans and their endless sense of victimization.

Argentina still can’t beat an island of fishermen & farmers.

agreeing to pay $21.7 million, or approximately €18.7 million

I guess Yankees fans are good now.