Obama presided over the largest decline in black wealth since civil rights movement began but sure get mad Bernie wanted to primary him for going too easy on the financial sector.

It’s the only thing we have. Would you take crutches away from sick child? 

I don’t see what could possibly go wrong asking the nazis to create their own police force. Police wear blue uniforms so they’d have to pick another color... maybe hazel?

Sorry if we’re replacing a candidate with a Timothy Olyphant character I wanna see Raylan Givens up on the stage

Be careful using your college email b/c you never know when they’ll turn it off. When I was in college I signed up for something at Coinbase where they gave you $10 of bitcoin if you signed up with an .edu email address. I then promptly graduated and forgot about it until bitcoin hit $20,000 and I couldn’t log into my…

What Mendoza Line is clearly trying to say is that concealed carrier gun owners are more heroic than cops or troops. 

There’s a radical difference between teaching high school kids forced to be in your classroom and college kids paying to be in class. The effort K-12 teachers have to put into getting their students “engaged” is orders of magnitude greater and not everyone is cut out for it, I certainly found I wasn’t. 

I’m all for more shit talking in sports but the refs should rule on creativity and have the power to eject people who say something as boring as “fuck you.” I mean, maybe I’d allow a fuck you as a response to someone starting shit with a player but you better throw in a jerking off hand motion just to be safe.

In every movie Mark Wahlberg has played a character that’s a scumbag from Boston I’ve been convinced to my core. If that’s not good acting what is it?!

I look forward to the day when Warren and Bailey are in the White House and this Hamilton Nolan character is thoroughly drummed out of polite society and deemed so unemployable his only recourse is to publicly apologize and plead for forgiveness which President Warren will show by offering Mr. Nolan the job of…

Ancient history. It’s like how those Bhopal Indians are still upset at Union Carbide! Get over it!

That many people on that bus would be fucking miserable. 

Imagining Adam Gase coming in and dominating an organization, lol. Ownership must have been impressed by his ideas. I’m sure Jay Cutler will be an excellent mentor for Sam Darnold.

The article should have probably included the fact that 21st Century Fox was sold to Disney this year, which means all the scripted dramas and comedies formerly produced by 21st Century Fox for the Fox network now belong to Disney which changes the profitability for Fox. (For instance, Fox cancelled Brooklyn 99, which…

“Ashton Kutcher May Testify Against his Ex, Ashley Ellerin’s Killer”

Uh, it’s because it’s an Avengers: ENDGAME tie in.

go stick  your tongue in a millionaire’s ass you little suck up

This doesn’t seem like it should be legal. The purpose of a fair catch is to spare a defenseless kick returner, if kicking teams have to worry about whether they missed the signal or if it’s a fake some poor guy is gonna get drilled. 

Oh good, I hadn’t heard anything about them in a while and feared they maybe did.