I don’t think anyone is trying to victim blame or anything. But it’s completely fuckin undeniable that wearing socks in a pool is weird as hell and since the lady got fired and the situation is resolved whether or not he wore socks in the pool is the most important aspect of this story now. 

I graduated from UF and those ceremonies are fucking exhausting, they go as fast as possible but it still takes hours. I think as long as you’re dancing at a walking pace toward the stage exit, then let them be. But trying to have even an extra 5 or 10 seconds on stage backs everyone up and makes the interminably long…

Looks like he’s gonna start rapping about Adult Swim cartoons.

It’s not forcing doctors to live in the sticks, nationalized healthcare would create positions in locations best suited to serve the population, regardless of ability to pay. If rural positions were routinely hard to fill salaries would be raised until they weren’t. Rural areas aren’t being deprived healthcare…

Did the owner not have any explanation? How’d he get inside the car without the owner?

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

Thanks for this article. After the Derek Jeter sold off every player I liked in the offseason and just lost a game 20-1 tonight, I couldn’t think of a single redeeming thing about being a Marlins fan. But you’ve reminded me I can at least be thankful I’m not an asshole Cleveland Indians fan.

It’s not exactly a new phenomenon, Budweiser has been behind a number of them. “Dilly, dilly” is still less annoying than people answering the phone, “Waaaaaaaaasssssssssssssuuup?!?!?” (And to a lesser extent the frogs.) But yeah, anyone who repeats a beer catchphrase is basically broadcasting they have a boring and…

I think the fundamental flaw in capitalism is that the connection between employee and consumer is rarely made. Employees are seen as a cost and costs are to be minimized as much as possible. But then employees go home and become consumers who buy and consume goods and services. When one company cuts their employee…

They don’t really fly like any other bird, they mostly just flap their wings really fast and loudly as they fly up to and down from their roosts in trees. But they definitely get up to tree branch level.

I’d be interested to know what the numbers are if you exclude players who went from the NBA to G-League and then back to the NBA and exclusively counted those that went to the G-League first.

If the choice is between the NCAA and the G League of course the better option is the NCAA. But if they’re good enough to go straight to the NBA (à la Lebron James) forcing them to play a year in either at no or lower pay and risk career-ending injury is unfair and should be considered an antitrust violation.

The idea behind making vehicles like that wasn’t so much to strip down a tank but to motorize and up-armor an anti-tank gun, the ones towed behind trucks and maneuvered into strategic, static locations.

The measure that counts is contiguous United States. Alaska and Hawaii are just fancy boy johnny-come-latelys.

The best response was someone asking tomi Lahren why she left South Dakota if she felt that way.

Man, he better get nervous if he sees Michael Flynn hangin around.

I’m all for bat flips, but it looks like he chucked that thing way fuckin up high which I have to disagree with solely on a safety issue.

Always remember the pizza shahada: There is no pizza but New York style pizza and Famous Ray’s is the maker of pizza.

Jet skis don’t have a prop so they just bludgeon manatees, they don’t mangle them.

What I’d love to see is the House of Representatives election process changed to multi-member districts. It isn’t fair that a district vote can go 51%/49% and elect a single member leaving essentially half the district unrepresented.