imagine thinking Elon was worth a billion dollars in labor and/or intellect 

I’m a (borderline) millennial.

I’d pay good money to watch that.

Just imagine Drew having to make videos for every WYTS article. It’d be hilarious. The comments would destroy his self-esteem.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

I don’t know if i’ll ever forgive Gawker for that stunt.

Or at least Fonzie jumping over Michael Phelps.

Russia, in red, is going right to left.

Sadly, this is not the first time it has happened.

Sgt. Perok told TMZ that the cops involved in bungling the arrest won’t be suspended since they acted in good faith, and that there won’t be an internal investigation.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Racism? At an Indians game?

*receives pink slips*

This story is kind of depressing... ):

Shitty situation but the department/city were probably aware he’d sue for “wrongful dismissal” due to the acquittal and, given how fucked the legal system is in the US, would probably win far more as a result.

However, the only other woman currently in the core cast—or “family” in Fast and the Furious parlance

That’s a shitty way to treat John Stockton.

“Moral of the story: If you find something you think somebody has lost or had taken from them, return it.”