Not every organization on the planet feels obligated to treat its relations with its workers as a zero-sum game. In fact, some of them give a basic level of respect to their employees such that if a policy is clearly counterproductive to the entire organization, it’s just eliminated instead of used as a cudgel to…

Preach it Hannah, the DH is and always will be an abomination-an affront to God and man. Specialization sucks the joy out of the game. There is nothing more deflating than your team facing their pitcher with 2 outs and 2 on and he bloops a single to bring up the top of the order. The DH smells to me of T-ball rules.…

Counterpoint: you’re wrong.

Those boys are going to have that driveway as a bitching point for the rest of their lives.

Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”

did you see who we made president or

there’s actually a manual filter on every website ever. its called don’t click on shit you don’t wanna read.

If a business owner hasn’t planned for these realities in the first place, why should workers be the one to be punished for that poor planning?

Regulating scheduling practices is a recognition that workers are human beings and deserve not to live their lives constantly at the mercy of the changing scheduling whims of their low wage employers.

I know it’s kinda specific, but Apocalypse Sow would have been the better name.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

This article just moved Mixon way up the Ravens draft board.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

Fuck you, Haisley. I think that I speak for us all when I say, “I’d rather be with a dying dog than to spend one more minute in Salt Lake City.”

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

Hey, if anyone steps on this comically oversized rug bearing our team logo, we’ll be cursed. Where should we put it? How about right in the middle of the locker room? Brilliant!

I’m going to try this duck eggs, so I that when I sear I can get that true Mallard reaction.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

That’s my kinja strategy. Just make confusingly bad comments and hope it leads to people giving me stars to act like they got the “joke”.