Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Racism? At an Indians game?

*receives pink slips*

This story is kind of depressing... ):

Shitty situation but the department/city were probably aware he’d sue for “wrongful dismissal” due to the acquittal and, given how fucked the legal system is in the US, would probably win far more as a result.

However, the only other woman currently in the core cast—or “family” in Fast and the Furious parlance

That’s a shitty way to treat John Stockton.

“Moral of the story: If you find something you think somebody has lost or had taken from them, return it.”

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

Not every organization on the planet feels obligated to treat its relations with its workers as a zero-sum game. In fact, some of them give a basic level of respect to their employees such that if a policy is clearly counterproductive to the entire organization, it’s just eliminated instead of used as a cudgel to…

Preach it Hannah, the DH is and always will be an abomination-an affront to God and man. Specialization sucks the joy out of the game. There is nothing more deflating than your team facing their pitcher with 2 outs and 2 on and he bloops a single to bring up the top of the order. The DH smells to me of T-ball rules.…

Counterpoint: you’re wrong.

Those boys are going to have that driveway as a bitching point for the rest of their lives.

Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”

did you see who we made president or

there’s actually a manual filter on every website ever. its called don’t click on shit you don’t wanna read.

If a business owner hasn’t planned for these realities in the first place, why should workers be the one to be punished for that poor planning?

Regulating scheduling practices is a recognition that workers are human beings and deserve not to live their lives constantly at the mercy of the changing scheduling whims of their low wage employers.