Jacksonville is pretty much all of Duval county, aside from a couple beach towns. If you go strictly by city limits it may be the largest in Florida but the Miami metro area has like 5 million people to Jacksonville’s 1 million.

Even if EA approached every player individually they still couldn’t accept compensation for the use of their likeness without violating NCAA student-athlete rules.

Don’t forget testicles. They self regulate their temperature by hanging lower or higher so when you’re hot it’s like carrying around two plums in a flesh tube sock between your legs. They stick to your leg and god help you if you accidentally sit on them. Also sometimes pubic hair gets caught in your foreskin (or even…

Someone really has to re-explain Title IX to these guys.

Especially in a sport that’s about driving your car sideways.

I was terrified underneath the hood was just going to be a bunch of teeth.

It’s not like it’s ever backfired before. (Skip to 5:20 mark)

I love American Pharoah, but we will all be in the cold hard ground before we see the likes of Secretariat again.

Sorry it was a rare opportunity for a you live with your mom/your mom is fat double whammy.

Is that because you live with your mom?

But it will be all that more believable when he catches fire and becomes the Human Torch.

I grew up a Mets fan because Florida didn’t have a baseball team and fuck the Braves but started rooting for the Marlins when they started playing. I’m finally fucking sick of them and Loria especially, I’ll go back to rooting for the Mets in the NL East and I’ll just be a Rays fan to represent Florida.

It’s clearly a case of Helvetica Scenario. Of course you wouldn’t know with your terrible American science education.

It’s pretty simple. Veterans don’t have massive lobbying arms and bags full of cash to throw at politicians.

Aw man those jailhouse guys are dicks. I bet they got him with the old PEN15 club joke and it says “LIFETIME PENIS LOVER.”

In the comic which the series is based off (if I recall correctly) some angels come to Hell to complain about how Lucifer is running things and he’s like, “Fuck it. Here’s the keys, take good care of the place. I’m out.” Sadly, I doubt the show will live up to it. I’ll just read the comics again.

What if he refuses to give the guy a pizza in exchange for the ball b/c he finds out the guy who took the ball is gay? Surely that’s worth $80,000.

It does make a persuasive argument against single-payer healthcare because if I found out my tax dollars were paying the medical bills of some dumb asshole who insists on instigating fights with animals in spite of repeatedly losing I’d be pretty goddam angry.

I’m almost certain she’s saying that the nurses are lower class and therefore less likely to care for the well-being of others.

It seems somewhat counterintuitive when a number of feminists are pushing to repeal laws outlawing female toplessness. If the men running were sporting erections then I would definitely say it constitutes sexual harassment but the naked human body is not obscene. I definitely sympathize with survivors of sexual…