A DUI with bodily injury is usually a felony as well.

That turtle is giving some serious side-eye. You can tell he’s thinking, “Ugh, fucking tourists get out of the way.”

One year my family had dinner to celebrate my sister’s birthday. As it was her birthday she asked everyone around the table to pay her a compliment. When it came to my turn I paused reflectively then said, “I like how you’re not ashamed.” Needless to say it hasn’t become a family tradition.

I once watched a tow truck driver drag a car out of a spot then get out to secure it, only to see him get back in the truck and push the car back into the spot and drive off. I was curious so I walked down to take a look and found the car profusely spilling oil into the street. So forgive me for giving this lady the…

Sorry I just read too fast. I didn’t even recall Jefferson was on the $2.

Mostly the Indian Removal Act in which somewhere around 10-20% of the Native Americans removed from lands east of the Mississippi died, otherwise known as the Trail of Tears. But the general racism and corruption of his administration shouldn’t be overlooked either.

There are actually some newer studies out linking depression and inflammation. It’s nothing proven yet but it’s hopeful to see a mental disorder linked to a physical ailment.

The football teams at major institutions of higher footballing (FSU, Alabama, USC, Notre Dame, OSU, etc.) always make more than enough profit to cover the coaches salaries, probably in athletic booster donations alone. Unfortunately making academia a more compelling career choice will require more systemic changes…

All that matters to a famous person is that someone will.

Ooof. The guy who stayed while his date was banging Isaac Brock. I just don’t know. It’s admirable he stayed so he could give her a ride home but Jesus there’s only so much humiliation a person should have to endure. And I’m not a puritan or anything, if I had a girlfriend and she wanted to fuck the lead singer of a…

The only person this woman has to blame for giving out a lifetime of blowjobs and not getting reciprocal tongue lashings is herself. DON'T FUCK WITH GUYS THAT WON'T GO DOWN and soon they will surely be the minority of men.

I don't want to be insulting to Patrick but I really want to see Leo Wichtowski review this one.

I used to love playing AirWarrior, WarBirds, and Aces High back in the day. I even bought a fairly pricey CH Products joystick. I'd love to get back into it but I'm waiting until someone makes a VR headset that's widely supported before I do.

He won on a technicality, the best most exciting way to win!

I remember replaying that bit at least 10 times when I rented Meet Joe Black (& remember Blockbuster?!). Best part of the movie.

Occidental College is pretty vague, too. It could be anywhere from Europe to Hawaii.

"We're very famous in New Zealand."

That's the double-edged sword of pie snatching: snatch too many pies and you'll be too fat to get away with snatching anymore but the fewer pies you snatch the more likely you are to get away with that sweet, sweet pie!

Measuring a flaccid penis is kind of like quantum physics because you don't know if you changed the outcome by (touching it and) measuring it.

Ryan better hope he doesn't get fired again: there aren't many teams with jerseys darker than Buffalo's blue.