Ooof. The guy who stayed while his date was banging Isaac Brock. I just don’t know. It’s admirable he stayed so he could give her a ride home but Jesus there’s only so much humiliation a person should have to endure. And I’m not a puritan or anything, if I had a girlfriend and she wanted to fuck the lead singer of a…

The only person this woman has to blame for giving out a lifetime of blowjobs and not getting reciprocal tongue lashings is herself. DON'T FUCK WITH GUYS THAT WON'T GO DOWN and soon they will surely be the minority of men.

I don't want to be insulting to Patrick but I really want to see Leo Wichtowski review this one.

I used to love playing AirWarrior, WarBirds, and Aces High back in the day. I even bought a fairly pricey CH Products joystick. I'd love to get back into it but I'm waiting until someone makes a VR headset that's widely supported before I do.

He won on a technicality, the best most exciting way to win!

I remember replaying that bit at least 10 times when I rented Meet Joe Black (& remember Blockbuster?!). Best part of the movie.

Occidental College is pretty vague, too. It could be anywhere from Europe to Hawaii.

"We're very famous in New Zealand."

That's the double-edged sword of pie snatching: snatch too many pies and you'll be too fat to get away with snatching anymore but the fewer pies you snatch the more likely you are to get away with that sweet, sweet pie!

Measuring a flaccid penis is kind of like quantum physics because you don't know if you changed the outcome by (touching it and) measuring it.

Ryan better hope he doesn't get fired again: there aren't many teams with jerseys darker than Buffalo's blue.

Why would you pass a bowling ball through your cervix when you're trying to have a baby?!?!

If you don't think America's hands are cleaner which country would rather face death penalty charges in: America or Saudi Arabia? I certainly oppose the death penalty in the US but if you honestly cannot see the difference between American and Saudi Arabian execution practices you need to be quiet until you've done…

Then there are the questions of how Christie, who's previously been criticized for overusing a helicopter

Now I'm really pumped up... to watch a more exciting playoff game on a different network!

What kind of league goes until week 16? Your fucking shitty league lost you the championship.

The problem is a lot of white people in this country (I would go so far as to say most white people) don't have any black friends. White people need to be just as loud about injustice and inequality so that their white friends without any black friends at the very least feel ashamed to air racist beliefs and hopefully…

I think it makes sense as a physical connection to an increasingly, solely digital realm. There's a physical sensation to vinyl records or books that adds to the user experience. The digital unlocks for Amiibos provide incentive to people who either consciously or unconsciously miss that physical sensation. I could…

I don't know why football is so tech adverse. Coaches should either be able to call timeouts and challenges* over radio or with some sort of remote. [*There shouldn't be challenges, tho—there should be three refs who continuously review footage and can overrule the on field refs with a unanimous decision.] Also the…

Pfft. He too soft.