As a Gator fan I spent the whole game thinking "If only we had our accused rapists!" so it's just shitty feelings all around.

Look, we here at the NCAA understand your anger but you have to understand how seriously we take such violations. The student-athlete title underlies all our profits and we simply can't allow our players to engage in such crass endangerment of our potential profit margin. Also rape is bad, I guess?

As a Gator fan I don't know what to think. I'm sure losing to LSU will clarify things for me.

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The punishment isn't for yelling "fuck her right in the pussy" in a crowded area of campus, it's for continuing to draw negative press. Because the NCAA can't keep up the facade of the noble student-athlete when they're giving the Heisman to the biggest fucking moron alive. You would think that someone who got away…

It checks out.

I'm not an early adopter but I've been playing WWII flight sims since Air Warrior III and War Birds ("Drop the drunks!"). I cannot fucking wait until VR hits mainstream. I'll probably become a recluse playing whatever massively multiplayer WWII flight sim is the most popular.

I'm Southern and I was raised to be a gentleman, but I'm also liberal and a feminist. I always pay for the first couple dates, open doors, share my jacket, listen well, draw cute cartoons of baby animals, etc. So I think I'm pretty good at wooing without being a creep. But where I really excel is being terrified about…

Oh my god Two and Half Men would be so amazing if it turned into an absurdist comedy about two men who slowly come to realize through a sham marriage that their hyperheterosexuality and goofy antics are just a cover for their deeply repressed homosexual desires.

You're discounting the goodwill that earns a team with potential players. If you're a star forward in your prime looking for a place that will take care of you the Red Wings have a little more credibility.

That the Germans attempted to systematically exterminate an entire race is definitely the biggest factor in their hesitation to embrace nationalism is obvious. But the point still stands. Shouldn't Americans feel at least a fraction of that guilt for the sectarian massacres in Iraq if not for the American blood…

Do you not see the irony in claiming that the Germans bought nationalist propaganda that they were the best "hook, line, and sinker" while Americans routinely pronounce their country the greatest and American exceptionalism is endorsed by most politicians? The author's point is that the Germany's defeat in WWII has…

Street fights aren't legal anyway; you're either lawfully defending yourself or assaulting someone. But a world champion boxer would likely receive more severe criminal charges for punching someone unlawfully than a regular person.

Man, they're taking their dives waaay too far now.

Oh man someone is getting some really mean text messages.

It's a great investment. I imagine NFL owners will just keep selling the plot back and forth to each other. Forever. ))<>((

How can you make fun of people from Alabama by saying they don't understand English when the guy speaking is also from Alabama? It's madness!!

It doesn't work because Winston is from Alabama.

That website works if you type in any celebrities name, try justin-bieber or kanye-west or katy-perry.