And now I'm mad at Eminem for making me agree with Iggy Azalea. Nooo....

Yes, yes, there were. There absolutely were obese people years ago. Not as many, but they existed. Obesity was not invented in the 1990s.

Just FYI, that graphic incorrectly has the Blackfish premiere date as 7/19/2014, not 7/19/2013

I've had a killer headache and my hands/feet have felt kinda weird ever since

The conflict between whatever remains of Palestine and Israel is so one-sided it isn't remotely humorous. I sincerely hope there comes a peace in my lifetime so that they can work toward something better.

Moreover, Conflict Kitchen's (largely conservative) pro-Israel critics are still propagating the frankly insane notion that the restaurant has some responsibility to include the perspective of both sides of the conflict.

This sounds exactly like my friends recent wedding, but in California :)

Your wedding sounds wonderful!!

I call you: Not Selfish. Sounds like you had rad time, what else matters for a wedding?

Anyone who compares Fifty Shades of Grey to real BDSM is a fucking idiot tool in my book.

Boo!

Then it's war.

That's why I insisted that my wife have a completely natural, drug-free c-section.

I have a very modest 1 ct. diamond solitaire ring that cost $6,000. It is also the smallest out of my group of friends (not complaining, just stating a fact). Not sure where they got those figures for the article, but spending $2,000 - $4,000 grand on a ring is not considered flashy by any means.

Eh, I think Alexandria is nice, but then I like Historical City names. I won't ever have kids, but if I did, I'd probably end up naming them unconventional shit like Victory or Holiday or something.

Got married.

WOW, That got real, real fast. I think I'll stick to my go to Tinder pick up line;

Would we correct a young teen girl if she thought what she had with a two adult male teachers tag teaming her as just fine?

That is the first question I ask to determine my level of outrage and concern. IF the conspiracy theory could possibly be true, would there be any impact? If Mrs Obama was a man and/or the kids were Moroccan, literally nothing would be impacted. Her birth certificate says lady, legally a lady. Now Im annoyed,…