I’m into it. Large chested bra options seem to be either dowdy or not made for natural breasts. A G cup bra with straps a centimetre thin are never going to be a good time.

If what she calls bra fat and what I call armpit fat are the same thing then fuck yes, let’s do this. Also, fucking armpit fat is such bullshit. I weigh the same as I did in high school but naked I look like a melted candle.

I’m hoping for a Finkle-Einhorn scenario where we learn Shelly *is* David, haven killed the real David Miscavige years ago and quietly assumed his throne.

“When was Ernie Hudson shoved into a harmfully stereotypical role?”

Yeah, because “I bet I know what you’ll say before you say it” is such great discourse, deserving of nothing but the utmost respect and care.

It’s 2016.

If your idea of healthy includes ‘organic’ for everything then sure.

Not necessarily. It depends on what you are comparing it to. If you’re comparing, let’s say, organic potatoes to non-organic potatoes, then you’re right that you’ll have to spend more.

Do you mind if I ask where in the US you live in? Because in NJ getting 8 bananas is going to cost wayyyyyyy more than $2. For slightly less than $2 I could get a large can of black beans, but that’s probably it.

Aw, thanks. :)

Which is why the dildos sent to him should only be the really cheap jelly rubber ones that offgas carcinogenic phthalates.

Every time a member at my church goes in for surgery or a medical treatment, the first thing we do is pray for the hands of the doctor, nurses and medical staff. Miracles are worked through their hands, denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

To some people, “sorry” has the totemic power to erase an offense, and erase any grounds for feeling negatively about that offense.

I’m glad she included the bit about the dude apologizing, and that it didn’t actually make her feel better. This is a whole part of it. “Hey, sorry I sent you a dickpic/called you a slut/grabbed your tits/sent you that explicit email. I don’t know what I was thinking.” “Well, this doesn’t actually make me feel better…

Thank you, this needs to be spread around, especially as the use of these limes is becoming more ubiquitous in the US.

Something that’s not particularly well known but I try to point out whenever possible - ‘kaffir’ is a slur. Calling them ‘makrut limes’ is also correct, and even better, not offensive.

I make a lotta soup and I go through a lot of bay leaves. I love them. Subtle, a little spicy/citrusy/good. My partner shares the ‘bay leaves are bullshit’ opinion, but IMO anybody who thinks that is using some ancient dusty shit that’s been in a cupboard for like 2 decades and has no flavour left. Bay leaves are why…

People can have whatever opinion of the Kardashians as they want - I really don’t care either way about them - but that is one incredibly savvy family.
Kim K really needs to teach Liz Lemon how to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money.

Jeez. Is Kanye’s ego going to handle being bailed out by his lady?