This is sad, but I still wanted to say thank you for your work trying to improve the prison system. I'm sure despite the tears that you made some difference with at least one person.

What part of "bovine gang rape wedding" do you feel won't win the "worst wedding" prize?

I actually know a lot of deeply religious people who support reproductive rights and struggle with reconciling their faith and their political/social beliefs. I think they are absolutely capable of intelligent discourse and have witnessed it many times.

What a clusterfuck. How about the Universities just handle the situation so no one needs to be making lists. Jesus tap dancing Christ already.

Taint that right.

Perfect pooposals are not all they're cracked up to be.

You mean, like when they take it off and hang it up in their locker before they go home?

SHIT. You're right. I totes misunderstood that in law school!!

OMFG IT WAS A JOKE I WAS MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WHO SAY THESE TYPES OF ASININE THINGS.

Do you wanna take this summons?

Pheobe Gloeckner, a woman whose comic about her own sexual abuse was once confiscated as "child pornography" wrote an amazing, complicated and hard to read book based on her own diaries, expanded and fictionalized, called "Diary of a Teenage Girl."

A fan once told Gloeckner that she wished "Diary of a Teenage Girl"…

Texas should stick to the classics that teach lessons of valor and hetero-normative sexuality. Like the Iliad, where Achilles avenges the death of his lover Patroclus.

It's especially not fair since women continue to make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes for the same job / same work.

Laura's employer sounds like a great place to work.

In other news, it sounds like Brian got a little of Laura to go. Just ... not the part that he wanted. OOPS.

I think I replied to the wrong comment, sorry! Anyway, Blue Apron is a meal delivery service of sorts; they send you only exactly the amount if each ingredient that you need, and a recipe, and you make the meal yourself. No leftovers! And it's super delicious.

Crap, free health care and grocery delivery. Why don't you guys just change the name of the country to Paradise and be done with it? (That last was green from envy.)

I really want to try Grocery Gateway because I love Longo's (HEAVEN) but I have another grocer a minute away from my house, so I can't justify it.

concealing an out of wedlock fetal death? That's a pretty specific crime.

And just because you don't like the hack, doesn't mean it shouldn't be shared. "Salsa fresca" is tasty, and it isn't just limited to tacos or tortilla chips. Think inside the box (grater).

Oh wow, that makes sense. I didn't catch it at the time because I was around 9 years old when I read the first book, so I didn't consider that. I assumed professional/business partner lol. And I haven't read it in recent years. Nice catch!