Ah, Sweetie. We're always sarcastic. Sometimes it's just so dry no one notices.

Your comment is the only good thing about this article.

Or perhaps the law should be that men should not have sex with drunk women. Ever.

Is antivenin too rare for restaurants to have a vial of it if they're going to be stupid enough to slaughter venomous snakes in their kitchen?

Over the past year I have developed a wicked addiction to cupcakes and ginger ale. The weird thing is that I don't even LIKE cake. But those itty bitty cakes are so comforting. Its like a hug starting from my belly.

They don't call it "Eating your feelings" for nothing. Chocolate tastes good, but chocolate when you've been dumped, lost your job, just got reamed out by your boss, have to figure out a way to fix your car when you have not extra cash, barely passed your classes - that chocolate tastes fucking magical. And if one…

I had a breast reduction when I was 18. I'm not sure on my size, since I was never properly sized, but I wore DDDs because that was the biggest size they had in the store. My breasts were saggy. It was one of the things I hated the most about them. Saggy and floppy breasts as a teenager absolutely sucks. I wear…

It seems physically impossible. Her shoulders and ribs are so narrow that the human body just wouldn't naturally grow boobs that large for that frame.

I have natural DD cups and without a bra, I look flat-chested. So yeah, I call BS. Boobs do not do that. Maybe they do at 16, but I don't know, I had 0 boobage at 16. Even as I was growing, they never stood out on my chest like that without a bra. I blame wide roots.

If you look at the picture, and where her arm and her hair lays, it's quite possible she IS wearing a conventional bra but is just hiding the straps in the photo.

I just creeped her VK and she has a few photos that make it extremely clear that there's got to be some kind of surgical aid going on. I feel creepy linking the photos here because she's 16, but yeah. You're right.

Yay!! Came here to say the same thing.

THANK YOU. Well I was just indignant because if she's wearing a 32FF she's not properly fitted.

I worked OB/Gyn for 10 years, in a high volume facility, and have never come even close to seeing anything like this, real or not.

Thirded on the BS. I've had natural FF's (which aren't that big) and a 27 inch waist (thanks to boot camp) since I was 18. There's no way in heck my boobs would stay like that even with a size D strapless bra and chicken cutlets. (I've tried. The boob fat is just too heavy to hold. How sexy does that sound right now?…

I've seen a lot of breasts. Not bragging, ive just seen a lot. They aren't all created equal. Some women with natural C's sag a lot. Some sag a little. Some don't sag at all and some look like they're trying to float away. Same with every size. I've seen small B's sag more than large H's. Like I said....all…

Exactly! No matter your age they never look like that unless they are fake. She looks super creepy too...the face is creeping me out....porcelain doll creepy.

That was my first thought too. Real boobs don't look like that...not even when you are sixteen. I was her exact size at sixteen and they looked completely different.

my exact thought - especially when i read this line: "Richi says that her biggest supporter is her mother"

A woman who keeps fastidious track of emotional obligations she is owed, and that she in turn "owes" other people... Hope her husband realized that before the wedding.