To this day, Mike Pence is kept up at night with thoughts of Russia Bears penetrating America’s vulnerable back door.

I enjoyed this trailer, when does the movie come out?

In the early aughts, I was a freelance journalist in a major US city. The Church of Scientology had just set up it’s “learning centers” in low-income areas where they’d indoctrinate immigrant kids and then rope in the parents. I decided to do an investigative story about this, and it was to run in a two-part series in…

This guy is one of my favorite car guys. He was featured earlier on Petrolicious with his XJR-15. Jasbir Dhillon is the Jalop I want to be when I grow up.

Look, I ride motorcycles, smoke on occasion, and drink frequently. I’ve faced my mortality for less adorable reasons than the Jimny.

No need to fret. You can just make your own:

Who knew that Rolls Royce hired designers from 1948.

My two-year-old just pulled something similar on me three weeks ago.

“I don’t feel so good.” A small, wan voice coming from the back seat. I know it isn’t a sound made by the car itself but it is an absolutely awful sound, especially when you are in a car.

The same reason people like this buy camo underwear.

Ummm... it’s pretty obvious. It was the cats. Trying to kill you. Because that’s what they do.

Rs are even more entertaining! Especially in German. Try:

Glad you got revenue from my click - I can already tell, this story is stupid to a magnitude that can’t be imagined.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

You’re expecting depth?

I wish cars still came in beige. 

This is atrocious... I’ll take 6

The only “advantage” to him being in an automatic in this instance is what Jason suggested: He can turn the car off without the steering locking.

Exactly. My first thought was: “Use the clutch!” Then I remembered slushboxes. Which you can put in neutral as well, but I imagine it’s not the first reflex you have when the throttle gets stuck and you’ve been driving nothing but automatics since forever.

If you’re single, you’re doing it right now. My mother never remarried, no step-siblings here