I almost got deported for this (I’m a citizen and have been for decades, but I doubt that’d stop red-state cops like the one in this story). He popped blues and twos at me, and so I went probably 100 meters to go around a corner onto a street with no traffic, off of a busy divided avenue. Jackboot accused me of…

The same way you know it.... I watch Porn.

Can’t say that the “Financial Domination” thing does anything for me, but they get posted in the “Most Recent” on Pornhub often enough that someone must dig it.

Keep telling my wife, if that shit actually works, I have ZERO problem with her scamming pretending to seduce men…

Is it bad if it doesn’t unclench?

SW20 was a better car.

Is what I’m naming my Communist dating website

Just like in the horror films.

I’m sure it’s just autocorrect, but I really like “spottily”

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

You can’t get a manual in the car. 

GTFO, he probably pays more taxes than Donald Trump

He is going to support them to death.

There is a certain sad poetry in the idea that the motorcycle brand that embodies all of America’s worst tendencies is poised to be stabbed in the back by the president that also embodies all of America’s worst tendencies.

When Elizabeth was first instructed to write this story, she was reluctant, but she plunged ahead anyway.

The analysis itself doesn’t seem all that disciplined and its data is questionable (even once you shake through all the cloudiness of the presentation it appears that they basically picked a single track and ran a small sample of laps that doesn’t really eliminate bias or account for handling at any other tracks or in…

Sorry but this is lazy science at best, closing in on disinformation. There are a considerable more amount of variables than what’s being tested here. Choosing 1 particular tire (regardless of the tread width) and 1 particular car and purporting that it’s representative of how tires grip is sloppy. If you’d like I can…

I love my spouse, but I would leave her on the spot if she ever pulled something like that.

I’ve been doing this backwards.

I bought a Pinto. They stole from me.