Golf Owners and Check Engine Lights.

Oh, sorry, did they already edit out the part in the article where they said everything is fixed now and no one is allowed to talk about subway issues anymore?

Good call - we haven’t had one of those since Herkimer shut up shop.

E. Honda approves

“I’ll have the Kidde’s meal”

*FAKE bead lockers

I’ll suggest this method next time my paramedics are trying to free the gerbil.

I do Nazi the point of these tired jokes.

The Fast and the Fuhrerious

I live in Colorado..everyone has an SUV..why..not sure. It’s annoying. But, passenger cars are super cheap. No kidding picked up 96 caddy sedan deville, all electronic dash, leather, 105000 miles, well maintained..800 bucks. Wife is pimpin hard now...My volvo is so cheap to run its ridiculous, worth every metric ounce…

Ah so there it is - conservative dogma about the government being bad... The government is “bad” because we make it bad. We don’t spend money on oversight, so people take. The solution is to either spend money on oversight and manage things (like any organization does), or have a shitty government that conservative…

This is the correct way to run a business. I always wanted to write a movie where they find the obvious plot solution in the first five minutes (like should happen in every movie) then spend the rest of the movie drinking beer and playing darts. 

If I owned a car brand, I’d have these sort of “unintentional” leaks all the time, to see what theories fans came up with to explain them.

I support any lady drivers that can drive a race car.  If anyone has a problem then they need some prozac.  Go Tatiana! 

For the record, I wasn’t being sarcastic. And I did have a DJ that went up in flames in college. That was my stopping point for that vehicle but even that was a deeply personal decision. I always wished I’d had the means and the wherewithal to fix that Jeep, so maybe I’m just encouraging to DT because I see in him a …

That was me a few months ago, and the engineer patiently explained to me that “WOT it” means wide-open-throttle it, pronounced “w-ought-it.” 

It’s an awesome museum...before they decided to modernize it, it was basically a collection of stuff. Cases and cases of telephones, sewing machines, whatever struck Henry’s fancy.

.......well at least they’re not stanced?

That’s a pretty good visual representation of New Jersey, as I understand it. 

Alternate method for setting fire to railroad tracks: