Sexual tension be like

She would.

This fucking guy, still living in the Magnum P.I. days. That mustache screams Dick-wad.

Damn I thought that was Liv Schreiber @ 0:48... like wtf?

<yawn> Hardly Ray Donovan like, sounds like a standard Q&A session with someone who has accused you of being a doper. I’ve had worse experiences in civil cases for $25k.

I noticed that shit too.

The most graphic part was her little tongue thing at :31. That ALWAYS means they’ll let you fuck them.

This is really just evidence how far Las Vegas has advanced in the past few decades. Back in the day, he would have just killed the reporters.

We’re not going there?

I am the Semen King

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

Somewhere in Bank of American stadium, a janitor with the name “Even” on his uniform is smiling...

Oh look, Johnny Manziel _________ .

Good for Dusty, I was miffed when the Reds let him go. I thought he wasn’t the problem then, but these Cincy fans are impatient spoiled brats and wanted blood.

OMG somebody photoshop Edelman’s face on the lamb!

His wife is Cecilia. He sent the video to her and she sent it in to the news station. The reporters thought that the husband and wife were together and he says “my wife is Cecilia, she’s at home.” The whole flippin situation is crazy.

What does his wife being Sicilian have anything to do with her not being there?

You Patriots fans can’t be cirrus.