Somebody’s getting a piss test.

..lambs were placed in fluid-filled plastic containers resembling zip-lock bags..

I don’t think Jesus gives any fucks about your posture during a song.

That is awesome. Not sure why I enjoy mascots trucking kids so much. Am I a bad person? I regret nothing.

Soo much bullshit.. bullshit everywhere, what is this about again?

The hardest part is spelling Dywane.. shit Dwyane

I have a jar of hot sauce that is like 6,000,000 su. For reference, a jalepeno is about 5000. I had a buddy who bragged he could eat anything hot. So I coated a wing with just a wee little bit of it.

I’m just a little high occifer

Look there’s the toofy

I love norm.

My favorite is “there was an East German woman, I swear you could see the outline of her entire penis”

Here is the post from back in 2009:

Is Judge’s 513 ft homer the farthest ever? That guy is a beast.

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY
I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A VERY GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY

My gawd that’s some premium snatch right there.

Let the Skyline flow.

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