Somebody’s getting a piss test.

Headline: Mystery Pooper is the Super

Super Pooper

..lambs were placed in fluid-filled plastic containers resembling zip-lock bags..

You must sanitize your body before speaking to the Jeter. You must stand facing to the left, and DO NOT make full eye contact.

I don’t think Jesus gives any fucks about your posture during a song.

That is awesome. Not sure why I enjoy mascots trucking kids so much. Am I a bad person? I regret nothing.

Soo much bullshit.. bullshit everywhere, what is this about again?

The hardest part is spelling Dywane.. shit Dwyane

I’m just a little high occifer

Look there’s the toofy

Is Judge’s 513 ft homer the farthest ever? That guy is a beast.

My gawd that’s some premium snatch right there.

Shameless plug:

Gawd damn wash your wheels.

Is that Chris Christie?

Won’t he turn 30 in July?

Yakov is a genius. Saw his show in Branson in 1996 and he killed it. We got to meet him afterwards and did interviews for a book he was publishing at the time. He’s a great guy, very likable.

Autism isn’t funny.

Ching, chong, something something...