When Walford was asked what he would have done differently in the match, he said “Depends...”

Scat On The Mat

Could have been worse, the priest could have pulled something else.

...and remands the case to the Kirkland Municipal Court

Not surprising, they use bots on the site to place bets and hedge odds to lower payouts. Do you think a little image copyright bullshit is going to stand in their way?

Trying to lipread... I think #91 after waving says, “Well fuck this shit, let’s get drunk.”

Funny you should mention that, a congressman is raising that very question as we type.

The Feds will come down on them soon enough. One Day Fantasy Football is a fairly new thing (at least as it currently exists) and the government is always about 3-5 years behind on technology.

It’s a shame the photographer didn’t focus on the real issue. Then hipster Amish could have been outlawed and the world be a better place.

Steroids are a helluva drug.

Just out of curiosity: Is that supposed to be better? “No, sir, I was not drunk. I was fucked up on pills AND drinking.”

He only thinks it’s wrong because Terrell Suggs is black

Giving a last place kid a trophy for showing up is a form of public humiliation.

But Chip thinks of all players that way, regardless of race. So... progress?

I’m with the Titans on this. Once you open the gates it’s over.

Ooh he hit the button! -Man in the boat

Had Winston held out this long, the media would rake him over the coals.

Subtle hair toss game on point.

Blonde? Looks more Gangrene in color.

So you’re saying I shouldn’t ask that guy for help raising my barn?