I'd rather fuckin' work at McDonald's than work in front of those guys (SE and his circle). Not that there is anything bad about working at McDonald's.

This speech is impressively long and focused for a guy who has AD issues

Relax Marvin, have a snickers.

I do my company twitter on my phone. It is my ever present nightmare that I will accidentally log in to the wrong one before posting.

Chipper my ass. The tweet forgot to wish me "a tremendous day" as I walked toward the condiment bar.

What kind of monster replaces his hand with a football?

It's incredible, to me, the number of Bronco fans who desperately want this guy. Nobody is pleased with our run game, and I fully acknowledge that. But when you look at his rap sheet since college... think about the destruction of his own Ferrari with a baseball bat in March... look at how much shit he's caused at…

Can't wait till they give that cord an extension.

As a Browns fan, I can understand the frustration, Hill, but you need to learn to be more mature in the face of adversity.

"Jays are very territorial birds, and they will chase others from a feeder for an easier meal. Additionally, the blue jay may raid other birds' nests, stealing eggs, chicks, and nests."

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

It's like if someone simple from 1837 came here to visit 2014, same thing would happen.

No scores and several beers ago...

It's hard to blame Llull for this. Who would expect the referee to levitate like that?

Raype.

Maybe if Dennis Farina learned how to hold his phone camera correctly he wouldn't be dead.

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