Celery Man and/or Tayne will be there.

I'm amazed when I see people who don't reflexively say "What The Fuck" in situations like that. My default exclamations are all cuss words.

Pursey Harvin

So many cargo shorts. There are no winners here, only losers.

I'm just glad Graham Gano's Twitter account is verified. It's frustrating to have to weed your way through all the bullshit fake accounts of a journeyman kicker.

I guess the breakdown by sport is cool, but as with most maps showing population statistics in the US, they pretty much just reflect the actual population density:

FEARING FOR MY SAFETY AND THE SAFETY OF MY DOG,

Man, I hope Mayhem has Allstate.

I heard that Stevie Wonder doesn't watch hockey but that's also by choice.

Child Abuse is OK Wildcat?

They tried "Raging Dick" first but that left a bad taste in their mouth.

I haven't seen a Dolphin beat that bad since my last visit to Seaworld.

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

Well at least Stewart managed to steer clear of the charges.

It's why Eastbound & Down was created.

You might not be able to wrap your head around the foil but you can apparently wrap the foil around your head.