I do my company twitter on my phone. It is my ever present nightmare that I will accidentally log in to the wrong one before posting.

Chipper my ass. The tweet forgot to wish me "a tremendous day" as I walked toward the condiment bar.

What kind of monster replaces his hand with a football?

It's incredible, to me, the number of Bronco fans who desperately want this guy. Nobody is pleased with our run game, and I fully acknowledge that. But when you look at his rap sheet since college... think about the destruction of his own Ferrari with a baseball bat in March... look at how much shit he's caused at…

Can't wait till they give that cord an extension.

As a Browns fan, I can understand the frustration, Hill, but you need to learn to be more mature in the face of adversity.

"Jays are very territorial birds, and they will chase others from a feeder for an easier meal. Additionally, the blue jay may raid other birds' nests, stealing eggs, chicks, and nests."

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

You should have followed that up with: ZOIKS!!

Oh you hate spelling bee's too?

OINGYBOINGY!!!!!

Oh so you're white?

LOL you used the word "problematic", you suck dog shit

Who uses whilst? Haha you're Shaggy, trolls make the internet fun!

The little whimper at the last is like champagne.

Yet trolls have produced gems like this:

It's like if someone simple from 1837 came here to visit 2014, same thing would happen.

Sorry, just need to add two things. A) That was the first time I'd ever seen a "photo realistic image" of a human on a computer, outside of a magazine, and it actually looked much more like the image now included. Not that it matters, I just feel kids these days don't know how rough it was for us. ;)