I'm just glad Graham Gano's Twitter account is verified. It's frustrating to have to weed your way through all the bullshit fake accounts of a journeyman kicker.

I guess the breakdown by sport is cool, but as with most maps showing population statistics in the US, they pretty much just reflect the actual population density:

FEARING FOR MY SAFETY AND THE SAFETY OF MY DOG,

Man, I hope Mayhem has Allstate.

I heard that Stevie Wonder doesn't watch hockey but that's also by choice.

Child Abuse is OK Wildcat?

They tried "Raging Dick" first but that left a bad taste in their mouth.

I haven't seen a Dolphin beat that bad since my last visit to Seaworld.

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

Well at least Stewart managed to steer clear of the charges.

It's why Eastbound & Down was created.

You might not be able to wrap your head around the foil but you can apparently wrap the foil around your head.