Is it just me, or does Allenby kinda seems like a douchebag?

I think the middle road is best, 1 game suspension and $150k for not complying with the investigation, no admission of guilt or knowledge required.

I’m with the Titans on this. Once you open the gates it’s over.

Ooh he hit the button! -Man in the boat

Blonde? Looks more Gangrene in color.

Is he alive? ffs

That was cool, so many taters I’m missing a funny reference, but what about Frazier? The guy is a legend.

Yeah I must have skimmed over that, but fuck it if I’m shitfaced no blow, if I’m 1 beer in fuck it I’ll blow.

It has begun.

Yep that’s how I remember him, legend. Also, I have to figure out a way to work the name Skeebo into a conversation today.

I live in Cincinnati and it feels like it’s rained here every day for months. What have we done to anger the Gods?

Hey meatsack with a nice haircut, what the fuck are you thinking?

BRUUUCE NOOO! I ate fuckin wheaties as a kid with you on the gawd damn box and I thought you were so badass!

I know damn, hawt

Is he smoking weed?

I didn’t know Velveeta was in the speech writing game?

How about this response:

I don’t know what state you’re in, but generally, listing a vehicle for sale at one price and not selling it for that same price is illegal.

What a douchebag.

I feel horrible that this makes me laugh so fucking much.