I always take the bait because it’s fun to troll the marlins.

That’s more sad than a Mark Davis haircut.

PC Announcer: What is going on out there?

The way too many uses of the phrase “bud” disturbs me in ways I can’t describe.

Holy shit. Get him his god damn rascal scooter, Charlie’s leaving now.

Yordano Ventura’s a little whiny bitch, he’s gonna get his ass kicked one of these days.

Fuck those :30 sec commercials, what’s wrong with :15?

So if Winston says he got them for free would that be some kind of NCAA violation?

Maybe if Rosecrans wasn’t such a fucking dick about everything. The guy doesn’t know how to be smooth about stuff, he’s like the hallway patrol nerd in school. Plus his name just flat out pisses people off. Call your self Trent or Charles whatever your fucking name is, not C. Trent Rosecrans for fucks sake.

Enquirer is sleazy, I bet they blackmailed the reds and removed it because they happened to buy more advertising.

Leaning against it? Ahh shit, she’s an idiot. Move along nothing to see here.

Free Peter!

Why do I feel an aneurysm flaring up every time I read his tweets?

Titties. Oh the titties.

YES! It has begun.

Dolphins are vicious & horny.

Let us know when you start craving Chai Tea and super fluffy socks.

Sweet jesus fuckin christ!

Poor A-Rod. Ok Deadspin so where's the story about Mat Latos slamming the Reds?

I love all those things to eat, why is this racist? Are they usually not on the menu?