Yo. Those are the damned rules and everyone knows it.

This needs to be out of the greys so people will KNOW

isn't being upset that you didn't make it to the end of the game kind of the same as being a sore loser? she lost and she got upset. also, it's not trebek's responsibility to console contestants, he's the host he calls out the answers and sends the show to commercial.

This is one of those things where the premise "HAHA WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF..." would be amusing if there already wasn't an Edward Penishands. SPOILER ALERT: Edward has penii for hands.

This made me uncomfortable, TBH. I would have found it less morally questionable and sexier if he'd seemed more into it, instead of being passively dragged along by someone he was working for.

I keep picturing Burton's tortured look at this revelation and just losing my shit. My wife is demanding to know what's so funny.

I could fall asleep to this. Perfect.

We need to make Gilbert Gottfried narrating pornos a thing ASAP:

I'd ask what would happen if Kubrick made a porno but whoops, he made one actually.

Um, that's a new one on me. As I understand it, it was a pagan thing that got co-opted by Christianity.

I know! A body part is much more upsetting than nailing a person to the cross and torturing him to death.

Yeah, I never really understand why a designer would create something disrespectful to a certain group of people's faith, but Bill Donahue is a ridiculous homophobic blowhard.

Yeah, humans can be pretty sick fucks when it comes to devising simple-but-horrifying ways to inflict pain.

I'm sick of people making fun of the cross and taking away from it's original meaning. Can't we all just remember it for the horrific, bloody, slow torturing device that it is.

The Catholic League does not represent Catholics. The only thing it represents is Bill Donohue, because the League is a one-man operation. The man is living, breathing clickbait.