Also, more importantly: blinkered MORON.

Can we also demand to get paid the same as men? Because then maybe it would make sense for them to be wined and dined. (Not that men don't deserve to be pampered. No one should act like an entitled prick, though, including women.)

I'll tell you what, boys: if you can find something to wear other than a grubby t-shirt and jeans, shave once in awhile, spend as much time on your hair and skin in the morning as women do, and learn how to make eyes at me across the room, I'll ask you out and pay for your dinner. Of course, I reserve the right to…

Maybe Bill-o should be forced to wear a t-shirt showing a screwdriver. CUZ HE'S A GODDAMNED TOOL!

For a while now I've been thinking this. She says dumb things. She can't pronounce foreign names or places. It's time to move out of that lead chair and move to the middle of the table. Like maybe where Sherri used to sit.

She's reached Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson levels of annoyance for me.

You know she is saying this ridiculous ass things and all the redneck white ppl are shaking their heads, "Yes, I'm just stupid, I'm not racist!" then they go to their friends and say racist things and excuse themselves by saying, "No, Whoopie agrees, we're just stupid, not racist." WHY IS SHE STILL ON THIS SHOW!

Yo. I'm assuming this holds for jeans, nutrition, oral care, the economy, Kenya vs. Phaedra, Kenya the country, child development, the Oscars, pet care, crime, the military industrial complex, that time Beyoncé had weird bangs, the Constitution, lentil prep, women in the workplace, the legacy of Ghost, you, me and…

Did she really just tell Laverne Cox that she needs to know what racism "really is?" Yeah, Laverne Cox has totally no idea about "real racism." Yes, Whoopi. Laverne has never experienced oppression. Totally. And it sounds too close to wishing it upon her too =/

Whoopi is such an asshole.

This could be a friggin' Mad Lib at this point.