Also, more importantly: blinkered MORON.

Make one for Dr. Hawking. NOW!

Magical-Thinking Moneygrubbing Egotist Snake-oil PEDDLER.

Maybe Bill-o should be forced to wear a t-shirt showing a screwdriver. CUZ HE'S A GODDAMNED TOOL!

AAAH! STOP POSTING PICS OF YOUR DOGS' ASSES!

Peter Jacksons THE HOBBIT: A NAKED GRAB FOR CASH

IN OTHER NEWS: Water found Wet. DUHHHH!

A lover of Israeli fascism and a proponent of genocide for the Palestinian people? HOW SWEET!

SUPPORTER OF ISRAELI GENOCIDE OF THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE. WHICH "Goddess"!? HECATE?

SQUARE AWAY THAT COVER, RECRUIT! ASAP!

WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD LISTEN about race. Our days of TELLING others what race is and what it means ARE OVER. Deal with it! LISTEN. Basic human goodness and decency toward others without pre-decision based on YOUR hangups IS NOT AN AWARD-WINNING ACHIEVEMENT. Be decent towards everyone.

True. BASIC HUMANITY isn't some f*cking achievement. It's a BASELINE we should be requiring of our cops, our politicians, our newsreaders, our children, EVERYONE.

The nose that has been inserted in his dog's a$$hole.

ALEX GIVES US NO ANSWERS. Alex gives us the *Questions*!

Get used to your kids losing in things, Helicopter Parents! It's feckin' PART OF LIFE! TEACH YOUR KIDS HOW TO PLAY GAMEFULLY AND LOSE (and Win) GRACEFULLY!

ALL YOU NEED, EVER

Tia Taco (hisp. Aunt Gemima) takes office, CHANGES NOTHING AT ALL.

Not Caesar - KOBA.

The lawyers forced her to sign. Threatened revenue stream, ad nauseam...