anonykopimi
AnonyKopimi
anonykopimi

Tia Taco (hisp. Aunt Gemima) takes office, CHANGES NOTHING AT ALL.

Somehow, I feel like this will change fuck-all as to how immigrants interact with... America.

congrats on doing a single fucking thing, american government. better take a 3 week recess or smth after all that fucking work.

It's like a libertarian wet dream!

For those who can afford to benefit, it's like a dream. But most of us would be the underpaid workers who make it run, unprotected by criminal or labor laws.

Mythbusters already attempted a recreation of this event, and SUCCEEDED! Mythbusters ruled the myth of "escapees" as PLAUSIBLE!

Not Caesar - KOBA.

Who knew the Turbolift would be perfected before Warp Drive?

I'm gonna start hanging around coffeeshops just nibbling on mint leaves or raw spinach (because they're my favourite), looking at chicks and givin' them the old raised eyebrow/leaf-nibble gesture.

"We prefer 'Second Amendment Alternatives.' If you must assign blame, then take it up with Mr. James Franco."

Will nibbling on a leaf work with human women? I'm asking for a friend...