They discovered New Jersey.

The entire point of the Curiosity rover is actually to make an interplanetary golf course for the extremely wealthy.

Aliens.

My first thought was "something farted on Curiosity?"

Mexican food is available on Mars? I'm sooooo there.

This needs to be out of the greys so people will KNOW

This is one of those things where the premise "HAHA WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF..." would be amusing if there already wasn't an Edward Penishands. SPOILER ALERT: Edward has penii for hands.

This made me uncomfortable, TBH. I would have found it less morally questionable and sexier if he'd seemed more into it, instead of being passively dragged along by someone he was working for.

I keep picturing Burton's tortured look at this revelation and just losing my shit. My wife is demanding to know what's so funny.

I could fall asleep to this. Perfect.

We need to make Gilbert Gottfried narrating pornos a thing ASAP:

I'd ask what would happen if Kubrick made a porno but whoops, he made one actually.

Yeah, I never really understand why a designer would create something disrespectful to a certain group of people's faith, but Bill Donahue is a ridiculous homophobic blowhard.

The Catholic League does not represent Catholics. The only thing it represents is Bill Donohue, because the League is a one-man operation. The man is living, breathing clickbait.