Bump key solves everything. Thousands of cat burglars agree.

The War Criminal In Chief belongs in an orange jumpsuit.

Better plot than ANY 9 outta 10 Fringe episodes...

VIVE LA GUILLOTINE

The Marine Corps' idea of "community engagement" is blowing some village to smithereens on the other side of the planet.

Mens' groups have these encounter sessions all the time, but the venues vary widely.

"Slavery almost vanished" - HORSESHIT. Millions of people are still trafficked by slave traders. The fact that most of the victims are women and children is what keeps that industry in the shadows and still running to this day.

What a lovely head of bone she has.

Halloween 2036:

War Criminals belong in concrete cells, not plush public offices.

FAR more likely that the pesticides the frankentomatoes are soaking with will kill you LONG LONG BEFORE you see any heart health benefits.

Hollywood should remember that all viewers are fecking brainless and LOVE to watch a show just GRIND ON AND ON WITH HANGING PLOT DEVELOPMENTS NEVER COMING TO FRUITION because we just love to see a show simply grind on and on and on and never ever give us some goddamned good STORY.

OCCUPY SHELL!

Why not just play it as if the character's ethnicity was immaterial: that the "Mandarin" was the fantasy of a deranged-but-brilliant murderer who fancied and styled himself after a Chinese lord. This callous appropriation of another culture is part of what's bad about the villain. Easy.

It took that janitor YEARS to get each of the 17 (only 8 were FOUND) unattended phones and deftly yet covertly shove each one up his ass. Don't be fooled into thinking that he did a slipshod job of it - he got full coverage on each one, even if ever so briefly.

Aliens have only to look at our "defense" spending vs. our space science & exploration budgets to conclude that this satellite is targeting their planets for colonizations.

Wayne is a 1%er Bankster Murder-Industrial Capitalist funding the war in Afghanistan, who fired his immigrant window-washing staff and has to do it HIMSELF to save money.

Yeah. Women are portrayed in comics as little more than flashy, walking T&A display stands. Hard message to put on sick kids. "Sorry, Janey, we'd have sent Superman, but we thought you'd IDENTIFY more with this empty-headed fuckdoll lingerie model."