Now we know why no rangers have ever reported seeing Bigfoot.

All the sites have done great reporting. The investigative reporters at Deadspin who reported on Greg Hardy and Kevin Johnson, for example, are an inspiration to our news team. Jezebel has been doing some great politics coverage. Gawker got people talking about the allegations against Bill Cosby before that became a…

I mean, what else am I supposed to do at work? Work?

I’m crossing my fingers that the new owners understand what you guys do and let you be. You’re easily the most consistently good writers on the Gawker platform, and my guess is that ad-revenues reflect that. Also, you do actual journalism, unlike most Gawker sites, which is a huge deal. I may not support Gawker in…

Thanks to everyone who keeps reading and supporting Kotaku. We love you all.

Steph Curry is 28. 28 backwards is 82. Steph curry is known for shooting, or Shooting Basketballs Accurately. SBA, translated to numbers, is 584. 584 plus 82 is 666.

Steph Curry is the devil.

Not to mention, who were Charles II’s grandfather and brother?

Flaming hammers are lame compared to hanging out with cool dogs, which is all I need from all DLC.

“Shut the fuck up, Abbott.”

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

I lost it when he labelled Schilling “full-time Facebook uncle.” That’s effing perfect.

Thank you for telling everyone what up, this has been bugging me for a long time (as a math teacher trying to do word problems with kids).

Simon and Garfuckyou.

Thanks for the compliment! :)

chipotle gift card bitch.

Despite history having taught me otherwise, I’m ready to call this season for the Hawks. Andrew Shaw’s despicable display of peak Andrew Shawness was a fitting capstone to a tumultuous regular season. Even if this series goes 7 games, I just don’t see them pulling it off.

I don’t even play this game, I just read these articles to see how you’re going to describe the game in the opener.

2016 has already robbed me of so many artists who lived the lives I was not brave enough to try.